Friday, March 18, 2011

Well, since you asked…things you should only say to a child


No, those aren’t my tummy.
I’ll lay with you for a few minutes.
You have to change your undies.
Do you need a time out?
What do you say when you poot?
Do you need me to kiss it?
Only mommies and daddies kiss like that.
You have to wear clothes today.
It’s not nice to bite your friends.
Can I please go pee by myself?
Please don’t put that in the toilet.
You can pull your own pants down.
Do you have to go pee-pee or poo-poo?
Do you need help wiping?
Ok, blow.
Come out of the closet.
Stop picking your nose.
Please take your hands out of your pants.
Where did you find that raisin?
Do not put that in your mouth.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Please don’t put your hands in there.
Yes I’ll take your booger for you.
Yes, your feet are stinky.
Please stop touching that.
Mouths are for eating and kissing, not biting.
Spit that into my hand.
Please stop playing in my bed.
Why are you naked?


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA all too true! I have said all of these at one point or another.

Julie said...

LOL Awesome!

Beth said...

LOL! Hilarious. I think I said most of those things this week.

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Lily & Beth-"Can I go pee by myself?" is the most repeated statement in my house.

Julie-Thanks sweetie