Well, Since You Asked....A Special Thank You

I just wanted to do a few thank yous today to show my appreciation of the world.

Thank you man on the Harley-wearing it like a thong. I shall never get that image out of my mind and will never view a Harley the same again.


Thank you Fed Ex man for throwing my package into the ONLY puddle of water in a 50 ft radius around my porch. I'll be thinking of you as I separate and try to dry each f'ing page of these books that were in there.


Thank you lovely buyer for mailing me back your dress after keeping for a month, wearing to event, and apparently having rabid monkey sex on it. OooO and the paypal dispute you opened at same time really iced that cake. 


Thank you kid for opening your car door not once, not twice, but three times; slamming it into my car door. Apprech.




and lastly...

Thank you Mrs. Claus look alike that fussed at my kid in the store then flipped us both off when I said something. My kid is now traumatized for life. 

Thank you all for a lovely Thursday.

This Is Dedicated To The One I Love

This post is dedicated to my mom.

Thank you for all the advice I didn't listen to.

Thank you for making me eat my veggies and fruit.

Thank you for all the times you didn't say, " I told you so."

Thank you all the times you didn't say, "Your wearing that?!"

Thank you all the times you defended me even if I wasn't right.

Thank you all the times you believed in me and said,"Go For it."

Thank you for not selling me to gypsies all the times I drove you insane.

Thank you for not listening to me and putting Ryan back under the cabbage leaf.

*though you may be regretting that now huh?* ^^

Thank you for supporting all my ideas; even the dumb ones.

Thank you for not telling me to my face my idea(s) were dumb.

Thank you for not overloading me with sugar as a child.

Thank you for teaching me to swim, ice skate, ride a bike, and drive a car.

Thank you for working jobs you hated so that I could have what I needed and wanted.

Thank you for being my mom.

I love you.

Tori

P.S. Yes, I mailed your card and yes, I will remember to call Nana.