Wednesday, January 26, 2011

WTH Wednesday-Oh Yes, It Can Get Worse

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If you thought you looked stupid before…


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If I were Jessica’s Simpson’s BFF I would say to her, “JJ (that’s what I would call her  ‘cause we would be bosom buddies, compadres; complete with pinky swear to never leave one another till we died ) do you look in the mirror when you dress? Have you p’d off your stylist lately? Cause I’m seeing a lot of “revenge” dressing in this picture. As in,
“That biotch going to call me and wake me up at 3 am KNOWING I have to be at her house at 5 am to ask me where her diamonelle Kmart wanna be Harry Winston earrings are ? Oh no she di’nt. *snap* She’s going to pay for that one tomorrow when I send her out looking like a transvestite emo smurf.”
OK mag says your embarrassed by Eric. Really? Because staring at the two of you here…I’m thinking it may be the other way around.

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Freud would have a field day with this one.

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This just about kills my passion for any and all things Steampunk. Thanks Jezebel.:(

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Travis Tritt said it best. “If you’ve been married more then 3 times…then chances are the problem is you.”

5 comments:

nikkibrandyberry said...

There are no words....... lol

Emma Petersen said...

"Have you p’d off your stylist lately? Cause I’m seeing a lot of “revenge” dressing in this picture."

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROFLMAO!!!!!!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Nikki-Oh, there's words...but this is a G rated blog. lmao

Emma-Srsly!! L@@K at her. Someone is def mad at her. lol

Pamela {Spaz} said...

OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG That decides it. Jessica Simpson has no real friends. That makes me SAD.

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Pam-lmao The boots SLAY ME!