Friday, February 4, 2011

Since you asked…I sing it like I hear it

frog-singing

Me: singing-“I was raised by two lesbians…”

Hubs: What did you just say?

Me: What?

Hubs: Did you just say, “I was raised by two lesbians?”

Me: Yea. I’m rocking the Stones and your killing my mood dude.

Hubs: That’s not what they say.

Me: Sure it is.

Hubs: No. It’s “I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.”

Me: Ummm, no. I’m pretty sure I know this song better then you Mr. I Wanna Be John Denver When I grow Up and it’s, “I was raised by two lesbians.”

Hubs: *he’s laughing hard now* No it’s not. Google it.

Me: *googling*

Me: FINE! *pouting*

10 minutes later

Me: singing-“Yeahhhhhhh, they’ve come to sniff the rooster….”

Hubs: Jesus.

8 comments:

Insane Hussein said...

I can't believe you did that wrong LOL!!!!!!! I'm dying here!!!! "sniff the rooster" will now be my new hashtag!!!

Lily of Darkness said...

I used to sing "There's a bathroom on the right!" because I was not rasied with CD's, only records. So when I heard it on CD for the first time and heard "There's a bad moon on the rise" I felt like a total idiot.

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Insane Hussein-Sniff snuff...semantics.

Lily of Darkness-I have yet to find a song I don;t screw up the lyrics somewhere. lol

nikkibrandyberry said...

Haha sounds like when my hubs tried to convince me it was "Pour some sugar on way" WHAT? Oh no its ME...he got all pissy until I finally looked up the lyrics. LMAO, way, what are they making cottage cheese or something?

Annabel said...

hahahahahahahha :)
love this blog :)

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Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Nikki-Hubs was so happy to be right one time. *sigh* I gave in somewhat gracefully. :)

Annabel-Thank you :)

Julie said...

I have tears right now Tori. Tears! After today, I really needed the laugh. Thank you!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Julie-(((hugs))) Glad to help. lol