Friday, February 25, 2011

Well since you asked…Why me?



Hubs-Tori!!!
Me-Whaaaa?
Hubs-Come here
Me-Whaaaa? I’m busy.
Hubs-Just come here a minute. I want to show you something.
Me-Not interested.
Hubs-No, seriously. It’s really cool.
Me-Dude, if I come back there and your pants are around your ankles I’m kicking you in the taco.
Hubs-No. No. Come here…look what I found.
Me-*walking back to bedroom*
Hubs-See? *pointing at the floor*
Me-Whaaaa?
Hubs-See that stain? It looks JUST like Captain Picard.
Me-*blank face*
Hubs-You know…Jean-Luc Picard...Captain Picard…Star Trek Next Generation. My hero?
Me-You interrupted me at work to show me a stain on the rug?
Hubs-Not just a stain. This is Picard! This is Star Trek merchandise. We could sell this on ebay.
Me-*sigh* We are not selling this on ebay.
Me-Where did this stain come from?
Hubs-*blank face*
Me-Where.Did.This.Stain.Come.From?
Hubs-Kidlet did it.
Me-Kidlet's at school. And you should be ashamed blaming your child for something you did.
Hubs-Isn't that why we had her?
Me-Clean it up *walking away*
Hubs-But honey…it’s Picard!

13 comments:

Michelle Greathouse said...

That made my morning. Thanks for the laugh. :)

M

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Michelle-I'm so glad. :)

Lisa said...

It's the little thing, isn't it?

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Lisa-That's the foundation of our marriage. lol

Kristin said...

Priceless!! Lol!!

;) Kristin

Julie said...

LMAO! You guys crack me up!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Kristin-Thanks

Julie-He keeps me on my toes. lol

Chelsea / Vampire Book Club said...

LOL. Too good.

Though, my husband would have said cutting up the carpet to sell said "merchandise" was a good thing because "don't you think we could use new carpet in here?"

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Chelsea-T is hinting around to it. But I have half finished hardwood floors though out the house. Something is getting finished before he starts any new projects. lol

Annabel said...

hahaha oh i love your blog.

pepperandchips.blogspot.com

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Annabel-Thank you ! Yours is very cool too. :)

Fit_Cat said...

Jajaja that was funny!
Once I blamed my cat for something I did. DH knew I was lying and until today he still makes fun of me for blaming the cat. :(

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Fit Cat-I have blamed dog, cat, and kidlet myself. lol