Hubs-Tori!!!
Me-Whaaaa?
Hubs-Come here
Me-Whaaaa? I’m busy.
Hubs-Just come here a minute. I want to show you something.
Me-Not interested.
Hubs-No, seriously. It’s really cool.
Me-Dude, if I come back there and your pants are around your ankles I’m kicking you in the taco.
Hubs-No. No. Come here…look what I found.
Me-*walking back to bedroom*
Hubs-See? *pointing at the floor*
Me-Whaaaa?
Hubs-See that stain? It looks JUST like Captain Picard.
Me-*blank face*
Hubs-You know…Jean-Luc Picard...Captain Picard…Star Trek Next Generation. My hero?
Me-You interrupted me at work to show me a stain on the rug?
Hubs-Not just a stain. This is Picard! This is Star Trek merchandise. We could sell this on ebay.
Me-*sigh* We are not selling this on ebay.
Me-Where did this stain come from?
Hubs-*blank face*
Me-Where.Did.This.Stain.Come.From?
Hubs-Kidlet did it.
Me-Kidlet's at school. And you should be ashamed blaming your child for something you did.
Hubs-Isn't that why we had her?
Me-Clean it up *walking away*
Hubs-But honey…it’s Picard!
