Friday, April 22, 2011

Well, since you asked…things that annoy me

I haven’t had a very good week. If you follow my tweets you will know that my neighbor’s kids are annoying me, my dog has decided to shuck off all his obedience training and is now trying to fight me for alpha status, and my child has suddenly morphed into a a moody teenage.

So I decided to write a list of things that annoy me in hopes it will purge the bile from my system before I become a face on America’s Most Wanted.

Things That Annoy Me

-Kids (not my own) who seem to think they live here and have a right to all the amenities.

-Neighbor’s that expect me to babysit and provide for the above kids.

-The fact that the word “No”, doesn’t have the same effect as it did 1 year ago.

-That my post office is 30 minutes away and I have to beg for a stupid plastic customs envelope like it’s the holy grail.

-My cats sleeping on my car right after I wash it and wax it.

-I live on a dirt road.

-Mosquito’s the size of small animals.

-Books that have incredible OMG cliffhangers.

-Conclusions to the incredible OMG cliffhangers that won’t come out for over a year.

-People who offer me advice concerning my child-insinuating that I didn’t take the time to research my options concerning my kid.

-People who start out conversations…”I don’t mean to be offensive…”

-That my husband did not get our cat fixed like he promised and now I have 6 kittens to find homes for.

-The fact I work from home and make money still garners me no respect and I’m just “fooling around with that computer.”

-The woman who wrote a review on Goodreads and told the freaking ending.

-People who hurt your feelings then tell you to get over it.

-Ass kissers.

-My dog insisting on coming into the bathroom with me.

-My child’s school rewarding her with trips all over FL… that I have to pay for.

-The fact that some e books cost MORE then the paper back.

 

Ok. I’m done complaining.

Thank you.

5 comments:

Julie said...

"-The fact that the word “No”, doesn’t have the same effect as it did 1 year ago." I am dealing with that here lately! What is with that?!?!
Your list makes me giggle, and steam for you too. I am on board 100%

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Julie-I have no idea. Seems like 'No' today is really just a maybe. *sigh*

nikkibrandyberry said...

Heh. Yeah I've been there. And just so you don't feel bad...I have peed by myself in something like 9 yrs. If it's not a kid its the dogs or cats. I think they think something amazing happens in there. But last time I checked I didn't have magical piss.

Pamela {Spaz} said...

-Books that have incredible OMG cliffhangers.

-Conclusions to the incredible OMG cliffhangers that won’t come out for over a year.


UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

nikkibrandyberry- That last time I peed by myself in my own house was in 1999. *sigh*

Pam-I know!!!! Arrrggggggg