Wednesday, April 27, 2011

WTH Wednesday-I have the secret decoder ring

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It's no secret that guys often say one thing while meaning something entirely different. Combine that with the fact that they'd rather bend the truth a little than risk you coming down on them with the wraith of Thor- you're left with a baffling, cryptic code to decipher. Well, your in luck. I (and Cosmo)found a handy,dandy decoder ring that will let me tell you what he really means when he says…

He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out."


He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."


He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I screwed her over, and she got upset."


He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"


He Says: "It's a long story."
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."

He Says: "That's a new look."
He Means: "What the hell are you wearing?"


He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"


He Says: "That's not what I meant."
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."


He Says: "It's fine."
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm not in the mood to discuss it."


He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again."

He says: “You're a really good person.”
He means: “I’m out of here.”

He says: “Let's be friends.”
He means: “You're not my type, but could you set me up with your hot friend?”

He says: “We're seeing each other soon.”
He means: “It's down to you and one other woman.”

He says: “We haven't spoken for ages and I've been thinking about you.”
He means: “I haven't gotten laid in almost three months.”


He says: “I'm not looking to get serious.”
He means: “I just want to have sex.”


He says: “Maybe we need to slow down.”
He means: “Maybe you need to slow down.”


He says: “I don't know what I want.”
He means: “I don't want you.”


He says: “I need some space.”
He means: “I'm about this close to dumping you but you scare me so I have to be careful how I do it.”

3 comments:

Mandi said...

hehe..this is all so true ;)

Julie said...

Tori! These are awesome! And ALL true! I am sending this to my hubs so he can share it with his office. Fun Post!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Mandi-Boys are so crazy.

Julie-Yes, let the boys know we know what they are up to.