Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloween, Dentists, and Organic Pork Chops

Happy Halloween !! 

The one day of the year where we worship what we fears most. I will be facing my greatest fear today as I head to the dentist. Anyone who knows me, knows I have an unhealthy and irrational fear of the dentist.

Blame it on my childhood. I don't want to get into it all, but lets just say I have my reasons. I will be getting some major work done, WITHOUT drugs because I am unable to handle them unless we turn it into a major surgery and such. I don't plan on sticking around for all that. I am going in, doing my thing, and leaving. I will be like a ninja...a ninja getting dental work done.

This should only take a few hours. If you don't hear from my by 4pm, then you know my ninja powers have been thwarted and the evil dentist has kidnapped me and is currently holding me in their secret evil lair.

I am convinced that, should I be taken to the secret evil  lair, I will be cut up and sold on the black market as organic pork chops.

Please, don't let me be cut up and sold on the black market as organic pork chops.

Now that you've heard my greatest fear (being turned in to organic pork chops) what's yours?

1 comment:

the_happy_hausfrau said...

Oh man! I am sending you hugs from afar. I am also a dental phobic. I'm proud of you for getting in there!!

Hope it all went well.