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| Even the Quacker Factory queen wouldn't be caught dead in the sequined nightmare. |
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| Fire your hair and make up stylists...NOW! |
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| Why would anyone want to make their hair look like a bad toupee? |
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| Pregnancy is no excuse for bad taste. |
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| These pants need the need to die out like MC Hammer's career did. |
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| Plastic belongs around sandwiches or furniture, not your thighs. |
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| "Mm, Mm, Mm, oh no you din'nt!" |
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| Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe... |
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| This dress wasn't in style when it was the style. |
