Friday, January 21, 2011

Well, Since You Asked….I’m An Outdoor Slacker

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Hubs- I need your help
Me-Whaaa?
Hubs-We need to rake the yard.
Me-We? Who is this “we” you speak of?
Hubs-You and me makes a we.
Me-Really? Liquid makes me “we”.
Hubs-Ha ha. Now, back to raking.
Me-I don’t rake. You know this. It was in our wedding vows.
Hubs-Is was?
Me-Ummm, yes. You promised to love, honor, cherish, and not make me do yard work. I remember it distinctly.
Hubs-I don’t think so.
Me-Would I lie?
Hubs-Yes
Me-*pouty face* Your right, but I’m not lying about this. I do the inside, you do the outside. It’s in the bible or something like that.
Hubs-Who came up with that idea?
Me-God
Hubs-God?
Me-*nods head* God
Hubs-God said you don’t do yard work?
Me-I think so. Maybe. Someone did. I don’t remember now.

*Long pause where Hubs just stares at me. He totally doesn’t have the “stare” but I don’t call him on it.*

Hubs-So, are you ready?
Me-For what?
Hubs-Never mind.
Me-*smirking*

10 comments:

nikkibrandyberry said...

BAHAHAHA love it! I can't pull that on the hubby b/c I make him clean the bathroom every once in awhile and he handles the kitty litter to. BUT outside the only thing I do is the flower beds. He does everything else. Once he tried to get me to mow the lawn and I couldnt start the lawnmower *hehe* or at least thats what he THINKS. :)

Mandi said...

Everyone knows girls do inside work and boys do outside work.

And I say that in the least sexist way possible!!! ;)

I Love that hubs doesn't have the "stare" - what boy does?

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Nikki-hubs KNOWS I don't do the outside. If I could, I'd astro turf our whole yard.

Mandi-hehe. He's so cute when he tries to "stare" me. Kidlet even is beginning to cultivate her stare.

Fit_Cat said...

OMG this was so funny, I love it.
I was imagine you with the most innocent face while talking to hubs :)

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Fit_cat-He tries so hard but in the end it's always Tori-1 Hubs-0 :)And yes, *angel face* was present the whole time.

Julie said...

LMAO!!! You are too funny Tori! That's the same deal I have with Jason. I do everything (and I mean everything) in the house and he does out. He has no excuse...especially since he doesn't have to shovel this year because we hired someone to do that. Lucky bastard...lol

The Book Vixen said...

"I do the inside, you do the outside." LMAO!!!!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Julie-Why do they always try to change up on us? lol

The Book Vixen-That always sounds better in my head.

kenyatta Manning Pictures said...

i made my boyfriend read this - he thinks you and I are related. LOL

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

kenyatta Manning Pictures- LOL Isn't it fun to watch their face when they realize they've lost but their not sure where or when it it happened?