Hubs- I need your help
Me-Whaaa?
Hubs-We need to rake the yard.
Me-We? Who is this “we” you speak of?
Hubs-You and me makes a we.
Me-Really? Liquid makes me “we”.
Hubs-Ha ha. Now, back to raking.
Me-I don’t rake. You know this. It was in our wedding vows.
Hubs-Is was?
Me-Ummm, yes. You promised to love, honor, cherish, and not make me do yard work. I remember it distinctly.
Hubs-I don’t think so.
Me-Would I lie?
Hubs-Yes
Me-*pouty face* Your right, but I’m not lying about this. I do the inside, you do the outside. It’s in the bible or something like that.
Hubs-Who came up with that idea?
Me-God
Hubs-God?
Me-*nods head* God
Hubs-God said you don’t do yard work?
Me-I think so. Maybe. Someone did. I don’t remember now.
*Long pause where Hubs just stares at me. He totally doesn’t have the “stare” but I don’t call him on it.*
Hubs-So, are you ready?
Me-For what?
Hubs-Never mind.
Me-*smirking*
10 comments:
BAHAHAHA love it! I can't pull that on the hubby b/c I make him clean the bathroom every once in awhile and he handles the kitty litter to. BUT outside the only thing I do is the flower beds. He does everything else. Once he tried to get me to mow the lawn and I couldnt start the lawnmower *hehe* or at least thats what he THINKS. :)
Everyone knows girls do inside work and boys do outside work.
And I say that in the least sexist way possible!!! ;)
I Love that hubs doesn't have the "stare" - what boy does?
Nikki-hubs KNOWS I don't do the outside. If I could, I'd astro turf our whole yard.
Mandi-hehe. He's so cute when he tries to "stare" me. Kidlet even is beginning to cultivate her stare.
OMG this was so funny, I love it.
I was imagine you with the most innocent face while talking to hubs :)
Fit_cat-He tries so hard but in the end it's always Tori-1 Hubs-0 :)And yes, *angel face* was present the whole time.
LMAO!!! You are too funny Tori! That's the same deal I have with Jason. I do everything (and I mean everything) in the house and he does out. He has no excuse...especially since he doesn't have to shovel this year because we hired someone to do that. Lucky bastard...lol
"I do the inside, you do the outside." LMAO!!!!
Julie-Why do they always try to change up on us? lol
The Book Vixen-That always sounds better in my head.
i made my boyfriend read this - he thinks you and I are related. LOL
kenyatta Manning Pictures- LOL Isn't it fun to watch their face when they realize they've lost but their not sure where or when it it happened?
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