Friday, September 9, 2011

Well, since you asked…things I ponder

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Working from home affords me a lot of “alone” time. Sometimes too much alone time. Here are something's I ponder over during the day.

1. Why do shampoo bottles tell you to wash, rinse, and wash again? Do they not have faith in the cleaning power of their product?

2. Why is it when you talk to God your praying but if God talks to you your crazy?

3. Is there another word for synonym?

4. Why does my bank go ahead and push through a non sufficient fee charge when a simple glimpse shows them I’m broke?

5. If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

6. Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Then attach the keys to blocks?

7. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

8. Why telemarketers only call during dinner time?

9. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

10. Is 'virgin wool' from a celibate sheep? And how is that verified?

11. Why does a bunny represent Easter instead of a chicken?

12. Why are donuts round?

13. Why is it you never actually see the billboards go up along highways?

14. Why are some people assassinated and others are just plain murdered?

15. Can people hear me singing in the car with the windows rolled up?

16. Why does honey come packaged in plastic bear bottles? Why not bee bottles?

17. How come it’s ok for two guys to slap each others arses in sports but not any other time?

18. What is the purpose of a Haiku?

19. What made someone pick up a snail and think to themselves, “This would taste really good boiled in butter.”

20. What would make someone want to be a proctologist?

5 comments:

Kyla said...

Bwahaha...loved it! Thanks for brightening my Friday a bit. My fave might be the celibate sheep.

~kyla

Tori said...

Kyla- This just proves I really need to get out more. :)

Helyce said...

LOL! #20, good question, but really, I guess someones got to do it! :)

Tori said...

Helyce-All I can say is-better them then me. :P

Jenn3128 said...

Yes, we can hear you singing in the car.