T:Hey, have you heard of this?
Me: Heard of what?
T: That commercial on tv.
Me: What commercial?
T: Lifegems
Me: What about it?
T: Did you know you are carbon based?
Me: Ummm, yes. I passed 8th grade science too you know.
T: Well Ms. Smarty Pants, what can you make from carbon?
Me: A mess?
T: Nope. Diamonds.
Me: And?
T: This website says they can take a cremated body and make a diamond out of it.
Me: wth?
T: I’m serious.
Me: So, I can have you cremated and get bling out it?
T: Well…yes, if you want to look at it that way.
Me: You mean I can get the diamond I’ve been wanting that your cheap arse won’t buy for me?
T: *silence* I am not cheap. I am thrifty.
Me: Dude, your cheap.
Me: *going to website* DUDE!!! I can have you made into any color diamond I want. Blue, green, yellow, red, chocolate, and clear.
ME: AND…your a big guy. You’d be at least 2 carats.
T: What is wrong with you?
Me: What?
T: You were not suppose to get this excited. Your suppose to say, “Your worth more then diamonds my love.
Me: But look. You can have rings, necklaces, and bracelets made.
T: Hello?
Me: What?
T: I’m waiting.
Me: For what?
T: For you to tell me I’m worth more then diamonds.
Me: *sigh* Your worth more then diamonds.
T: How about a little more enthusiasm next time.
I just want to add that this testimonial on Lifegem site cracked me up!
“He was perfect, yet certainly not flawless. I wouldn’t expect his LifeGem to be without flaws either.”
2 comments:
First I love the conversations you and T have. But I think I'm gonna turn the geek into a diamond. Hey maybe I'll make myself into one and then the kids have to carry me around always. So instead haunting them I can rest peacefully and still taunt them.
Jay-LMAO Can you imagine the conversations?
"Oh, love your diamond."
"Thank you, it's my mom."
LMAO
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