Wednesday, November 30, 2011

WTH Wednesday-Baby products that make me laugh


Cause everyone looks better with bangs.


I don’t know about you, but nothing helps me feel more like a woman then Eau Du Playdoh.



You know, you can strap your self in for the “experience” or just get a bottle.



Why spend all day plopping your kid in and out of this harness to help him learn to walk for $75 when you can simply hold him by his hands as our ancestors did for FREE.



Floor, walls, his shoes-50



When humiliating your child in private just isn’t enough for you anymore.



This little treasure will ensure the recipient will NEVER have sex. Ever.


Boo boos are part of life. Eating dirt is a part of life. Making your child wear protective head gear 24/7 is not.


Nothing says love like hanging your child from 2 flimsy hooks in a bathroom stall.


the_happy_hausfrau said...

Tori, THANK YOU for providing huge laughs this morning. Unfortunately my 11 year old was sitting next to me while I read this, dear god, I don't know if the image of the crochet birthing doll will ever be cleansed from his brain.

Kiwi said...

OMG to that awful doll(that poor 11 old)..... tho I will be sharing this with my friends!! lol

Tori said...

the_happy_hausfrau-I'm so sorry (LOL) I didn't mean to damage your son.

Kiwi-That doll gave me nightmares last night.

Jay said...

There should be some kind of disclaimer on that doll. Just seeing it will make me never have sex again. I did a whole body shiver. I think the 11 yo has a good case for child abuse. :)

Tori said...

Jay-*wiping hands* My work here is done.

Amanda Bonilla said...

OMG! Awesome! The baby bangs are killer! But that knitted doll... holy crap. Hahahaha!

tori said...

Amanda Bonilla-Thanks. :) I totally want those baby bangs.

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