Wednesday, November 30, 2011

WTH Wednesday-Baby products that make me laugh

 

baby-bangs 
Cause everyone looks better with bangs.

 

demeter-fragrance-play-doh-perfume 
I don’t know about you, but nothing helps me feel more like a woman then Eau Du Playdoh.

 

 

nurse-me-tender-breastfeeding-simulator 
You know, you can strap your self in for the “experience” or just get a bottle.

 

 

one-step-ahead-baby-jumper-walking-aid 
Why spend all day plopping your kid in and out of this harness to help him learn to walk for $75 when you can simply hold him by his hands as our ancestors did for FREE.

 

 

one-step-ahead-toddler-potty-training-urinal 
Urinal-1
Floor, walls, his shoes-50

 

 

opair-parent-child-harness-leash
When humiliating your child in private just isn’t enough for you anymore.

 

 

etsy-birth-doll 
This little treasure will ensure the recipient will NEVER have sex. Ever.

 

rediculous-parenting-products-child-helmet
Boo boos are part of life. Eating dirt is a part of life. Making your child wear protective head gear 24/7 is not.

 

mommyssentials-baby-keeper-harness 
Nothing says love like hanging your child from 2 flimsy hooks in a bathroom stall.

8 comments:

the_happy_hausfrau said...

Tori, THANK YOU for providing huge laughs this morning. Unfortunately my 11 year old was sitting next to me while I read this, dear god, I don't know if the image of the crochet birthing doll will ever be cleansed from his brain.

Kiwi said...

OMG to that awful doll(that poor 11 old)..... tho I will be sharing this with my friends!! lol

Tori said...

the_happy_hausfrau-I'm so sorry (LOL) I didn't mean to damage your son.

Kiwi-That doll gave me nightmares last night.

Jay said...

There should be some kind of disclaimer on that doll. Just seeing it will make me never have sex again. I did a whole body shiver. I think the 11 yo has a good case for child abuse. :)

Tori said...

Jay-*wiping hands* My work here is done.

Amanda Bonilla said...

OMG! Awesome! The baby bangs are killer! But that knitted doll... holy crap. Hahahaha!

tori said...

Amanda Bonilla-Thanks. :) I totally want those baby bangs.

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