Monday, January 9, 2012

5 for Monday


1. Louis Vuitton hasn’t made a new fragrance since the 1930’s but they have confirmed that they are  in the process of making one now. The French fashion house will be working with “master perfumer” Jacques Cavallier-Belletrud on the scent. We can thank Cavallier-Belletrud for Dior Addict, Poeme by Lancôme as well as many others. No release date set but I’m sure it’ll be well worth it’s price.






2. It’s Girl Scout cookie time!!  Yes, that time where thousands of earnest little girls, dressed in carbon copy outfits, prey on the weak (like me), hawking these tiny little boxes of goodness. It was announced recently that there is a new cookie called Savannah Smiles.

“Celebrate the anniversary of the Girl Scouts with these bite-sized, lemon-wedge cookies dusted in powdered sugar and bursting with lemon flavor. Enjoy these delightful treats, remember where Girl Scouts began …and smile.”

Send ‘em my way please.

Ever wonder what your choice of cookie says about you? Here’s a little guide that will divulge deep into your inner psyche and release your inner cookie secrets.





3. I haz a sad. Rumors are flying that Johnny Depp is breaking things off with his long time companion Vanessa Paradis. While I’m saddened to hear this; they have been together 14 years, have two children together, and you never, EVER hear anything bad about them, I also got to thinking…who Johnny should hook up  if and when the ax severs this 14 year relationship? I say Winona Ryder. Already dated, knows her crazy like the back of his hand, and he can get the tattoo reworked again.





4. Wanna see what the Jersey Shore stars looked like in their high school days? Yea, me neither but if I have to suffer, so do you. See full galley here.





5. Merry Christmas!!! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the couple from hell, Courtney Stodden and her deranged pervie husband Doug Hutchinson, apparently made a holiday video that really puts Santa in a new and unflattering light. NSFW or anywhere else. Video here. Any seizures, sudden blindness, or subsequent therapy sessions needed after viewing are all on you.

1 comment:

Helyce said...

That kinda bums me out about Johhny Depp and Vanessa. The fact that they kept their private life pretty much out of public eye seemed like something other celebrities could only dream of.

#5-I'm just glad my dsl is so bad that my computer couldn't stream that video. The words came through and that was enough to scar me. I couldn't watch (listen) the whole thing.