Saturday’s Stimulation

 

Thanks to @sac402 for bring me this “stimulation.”

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Bacon Cinnamon Rolls

So simple to make. All you need is:

• 1 can of Pillsbury ready to eat cinnamon rolls
• A pound of bacon

Separate rolls and bacon. Roll one piece of bacon into the pre made cinnamon roll. Bake according to directions on cinnamon roll package. Add the sweet syrupy goodness cream in a can and VIOLA!

You have bacon cinnamon rolls.

If you like crispy-er bacon. cook bacon in microwave for a few minutes before wrapping in cinnamon rolls.

Also, no one SAYS you have to use the frosting that comes with the cinnamon rolls. We like to sometimes substitute Sour Cream frosting or Maple Sugar flavored frosting.

ENJOY!!

Bacon makes everything better...even homework

Well Since You Asked….Yes, I Do Love Bacon

Do I love bacon?

Does a bear crap in the woods?

I am a bacon fanatic. Anything bacon has a place in my home and heart. In trolling the net I have found even more bacon delights to feed my addiction:

1. Bacon Maple Lattes: Available at San Francisco's Pirate Cat Radio Cafe, this delectable carnivore delight  is a double espresso latte spiked with organic maple syrup and Prather Ranch bacon, sprinkled with Bac-Os.

2. Bacon-Flavored Water: "Bacon Delight" gives you the benefits of hydration along with a meaty after-taste. When it comes to drinking bacon, I prefer the Bacon Vodka myself.

3. Bacon Jam: When I think of jam,  strawberry, grape and if I’m feeling frisky , boysenberry comes to mind. But the idea of bacon jam never entered my mind… until now. How do you make it? Fry up some bacon, add a bunch of spices and pulse the combo in a food processor until it becomes spreadable.

4. Maple Bacon Morning Coffee: As a coffee fanatic, I can’t think of anything that would go better with my Bacon Jam on toast then some Maple Bacon Coffee.

5. Bacon Maple Lollipops: Sure to satisfy that sweet salty craving we all get at 3am. Whatever-don’t lie. Your know you get it too. Made by Absinthe Lollipops, you have a choice of $10 for 4, $24 for 12, and $52 for 36.

6. Bacon Gumballs: Yes, this may be going overboard with the “bacon” thing, but who can blame me? Bacon is a powerful force and I am but a disciple doing my part to spread the gospel.

7. Bacon Lip Balm: This is for “true” connoisseurs only.  Now you too can have soft luscious pork smelling lips. I recommend staying away from dogs and cats though. You may get more “sugar” then you bargained for.

8. Bacon Wallet: Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon. :)

9. Bacon Bandages: Forget Superman or Hello Kitty-treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of bacon And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, you get a FREE PRIZE in the tin container they are packaged in. SQUEEE!!!

 

Last but not least….

 

10. Bacon Floss: Recommended by 9 out of 10 Dentists, Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve? I think not!