Thank you Mr. oil changing guys for not screwing on my filter right and leaving me with an oil leak and by blow all over the bottom of my car. Mixed with the sand from the dirt road I live on…I had an awesome time scrapping that crap off.
Thank you reviewer on Goodreads who decided to give major spoiler of a book in their status updates. Never mind, I didn’t want to read the damn book anyways.
Thank you store for triple charging my debit card and causing me to have an overdraft fee. Oh, and thanks for treating me like crap when I went to your store to have it rectified because your right-it was all my fault for shopping here.
Thank you bank I’ve been with for 10 years for changing my Life Time Free Checking to Only Free If I Maintain a $500 Balance At All Times.
Thank you computer for having some sort of seizure and hiding an article I had worked all weekend on.
