VS 
T-Is that a new e reader?
Me-Yup. The Nook. It’s 3G and WiFi. *petting my precious*
T-Did your other e reader die?
Me-Nope
T-Then why did you buy a new e reader?
Me-I didn’t. Mom got it for me as an early birthday present.
T- But why a new e reader?
Me-Because. It. Is. Cool.
T-You really have to many toys.
Me-I don’t want to hear any shite from someone who owns 26 hammers. What the heck do you need with 26 hammers?
T-I use those hammers. Each one has a specific job.
Me-Ok. *rolling my eyes* What about the 146 pairs of pliers? The 900 screwdrivers? 4 skill saws? 2 tile cutters? 4 brad guns? Do you use all those to?
T-Yes.
Me-When?
T-When I’m doing important manly stuff.
Me-Shut up. *laughing*
T-You shut up.
T-So. What are you going to do with the other e reader?
Me-Give it to kid or offer up as giveaway on blog.
T-You need to sell it.
Me-Why.
T-To pay for all your toys.
Me-Are you going to sell some of your hammers?
T-*gasp* NO WAY!!!
Me-Then shut up.
