Friday, April 29, 2011

Well since you asked…the war of the pool


Last week T decided that it was time to get the pool ready for summer.

T-Are you ready?

Me-Ready for what?

T-To get the pool ready.

Me-YEA!!!! Let me know when it’s ready for me to jump in.

T-We need to get it ready.

Me-There you go with that “we” thing again. What is it about your family and always doing stuff together?

‘T-I thought since we both use the pool we could both get it ready.

Me-We both use the toilet but I don’t see we both scrubbing it.

T-When we got married…

Me-We got married because I wanted guilt free sex and access to your credit cards. Oh… and because I luuurrrvvvveeee you. *muah*

T-Are you serious???

Me-No. We both know my credit’s better.

T-*staring at me*

Me-*huge sigh* Fine. What do you want me to do?

T-Well first we need to get the *humming the theme to Jeopardy* and then we need *OooO what is that shiny thing over there?* and then we should *OMG, did I pay the electric bill this month???*

T-Where you even listening to me?


T- What did I say?


*dead silence*


Me-Do you hear that? I think I hear the phone ringing. Be right back.


*two hours later*


T-You know what? Never mind, I’ll just do it myself.

Me-of course dear. If you need any help, just holler.


Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA you guys sound just like me and Shug!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

We really have to get together Lily.

BookaholicCat said...

You rock Tori. You are my inspiration!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Bookaholic Cat-LOL I really shouldn't be anyone's inspiration but thank you anyways. :)