Last week T decided that it was time to get the pool ready for summer.
T-Are you ready?
Me-Ready for what?
T-To get the pool ready.
Me-YEA!!!! Let me know when it’s ready for me to jump in.
T-We need to get it ready.
Me-There you go with that “we” thing again. What is it about your family and always doing stuff together?
‘T-I thought since we both use the pool we could both get it ready.
Me-We both use the toilet but I don’t see we both scrubbing it.
T-When we got married…
Me-We got married because I wanted guilt free sex and access to your credit cards. Oh… and because I luuurrrvvvveeee you. *muah*
T-Are you serious???
Me-No. We both know my credit’s better.
T-*staring at me*
Me-*huge sigh* Fine. What do you want me to do?
T-Well first we need to get the *humming the theme to Jeopardy* and then we need *OooO what is that shiny thing over there?* and then we should *OMG, did I pay the electric bill this month???*
T-Where you even listening to me?
Me-Yes.
T- What did I say?
*dead silence*
Me-Do you hear that? I think I hear the phone ringing. Be right back.
*two hours later*
T-You know what? Never mind, I’ll just do it myself.
Me-of course dear. If you need any help, just holler.
4 comments:
HAHAHAHA you guys sound just like me and Shug!
We really have to get together Lily.
You rock Tori. You are my inspiration!
Bookaholic Cat-LOL I really shouldn't be anyone's inspiration but thank you anyways. :)
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