Showing posts with label mothers day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mothers day. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

WTH Wednesday-It’s Mothers Day and she doesn’t want your crap

This is the woman, to hear her tell it, that was in labor for 18 days with you. She deserves something special, not a last minute WTH gift from an all night gas station.

In case you were thinking of getting mom one of these…think again.

Mom does not want:

Another generic bath product from the Dollar store.

 


No woman EVER wants an appliance for a gift.

 

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These are sweet from a 5 yr old. They are not sweet from a 35 yr old because we all know they will never be fullfilled.

 


If your dumb enough to even think about buying your mother or wife cleaning products for Mother’s Day then your beyond even my help.

 


One more box to stuff in mom’s already over flowing CRAP pile.

 

Epilady Classic - Coil Epilator

This is just a mean.


Please, we can only take so many of these and they don’t sell well at yard sales.



You just want an arse beating do'n’t you?!?

 


I won’t even get into the creepy factor of you buying your mom a thong.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

What's Coming To Gigi's Consignment Closet

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Jackets

Jack B Quick Floral Applique Colorblock Cardigan 

Moth Anthropologie Double Breast Peplum Cardigan Sweater 

J Crew Silk Chiffon Cashmere Balloon Cardigan Sweater

Sacred Threads Asian Embroidered Satin Jacket Cardigan Robe Kimono 

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Sunday, May 9, 2010

This Is Dedicated To The One I Love

This post is dedicated to my mom.
Thank you for all the advice I didn't listen to.
Thank you for making me eat my veggies and fruit.
Thank you for all the times you didn't say, " I told you so."
Thank you all the times you didn't say, "Your wearing that?!"
Thank you all the times you defended me even if I wasn't right.
Thank you all the times you believed in me and said,"Go For it."
Thank you for not selling me to gypsies all the times I drove you insane.
Thank you for not listening to me and putting Ryan back under the cabbage leaf.
*though you may be regretting that now huh?* ^^
Thank you for supporting all my ideas; even the dumb ones.
Thank you for not telling me to my face my idea(s) were dumb.
Thank you for not overloading me with sugar as a child.
Thank you for teaching me to swim, ice skate, ride a bike, and drive a car.
Thank you for working jobs you hated so that I could have what I needed and wanted.
Thank you for being my mom.
I love you.
Tori
P.S. Yes, I mailed your card and yes, I will remember to call Nana.