This is the woman, to hear her tell it, that was in labor for 18 days with you. She deserves something special, not a last minute WTH gift from an all night gas station.
In case you were thinking of getting mom one of these…think again.
Mom does not want:
Another generic bath product from the Dollar store.
No woman EVER wants an appliance for a gift.
These are sweet from a 5 yr old. They are not sweet from a 35 yr old because we all know they will never be fullfilled.
If your dumb enough to even think about buying your mother or wife cleaning products for Mother’s Day then your beyond even my help.
One more box to stuff in mom’s already over flowing CRAP pile.
This is just a mean.
Please, we can only take so many of these and they don’t sell well at yard sales.
You just want an arse beating do'n’t you?!?
I won’t even get into the creepy factor of you buying your mom a thong.
