Wednesday, May 4, 2011

WTH Wednesday-It’s Mothers Day and she doesn’t want your crap

This is the woman, to hear her tell it, that was in labor for 18 days with you. She deserves something special, not a last minute WTH gift from an all night gas station.

In case you were thinking of getting mom one of these…think again.

Mom does not want:

Another generic bath product from the Dollar store.

 


No woman EVER wants an appliance for a gift.

 

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These are sweet from a 5 yr old. They are not sweet from a 35 yr old because we all know they will never be fullfilled.

 


If your dumb enough to even think about buying your mother or wife cleaning products for Mother’s Day then your beyond even my help.

 


One more box to stuff in mom’s already over flowing CRAP pile.

 

Epilady Classic - Coil Epilator

This is just a mean.


Please, we can only take so many of these and they don’t sell well at yard sales.



You just want an arse beating do'n’t you?!?

 


I won’t even get into the creepy factor of you buying your mom a thong.

6 comments:

Julie said...

What do you mean you don't want a Chia Pet? They are SO cool...and not creepy at all. o-O (Yeah...they scare me a little.)

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Julie-The Chia Pet is a present that they wanted but had no reason to buy for themselves so they give it to you.

Lisa said...

Yup, those are "don'ts", but do you have any ideas for "do"...because I am stumped. My mom is easy...it's finding something for my mother in law that is tough. My hubby is no help.

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Lisa-A plant. Srsly. My MIL has everything she could ever want but loves plants so I will buy her a little plant. I'm thinking a pineapple tree.

Lizzielvr said...

The generic bath products! I've received many of those over the years! LOL - too funny...

And is that a macrame thong?

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Lizzielvr-OMG-me too. LOL