Friday, June 3, 2011

Well, since you ask…I am directionally challenged



Me-YEA!!! *clapping hands* Presents for me.

Me-YEA!!! What is it?

T-It’s a GPS.

Me-Cool. Thank you honey.

T-Well, I know how hard it is for you to get anywhere without getting lost.

Me-Heyyyy I don’t get lost all the time.

T-It took you 3 hours to get home from Orlando last week.

Me-I was taking the scenic route.

T-Towards Tampa?

Me-Like I said, the scenic route.

T- I can’t believe you don’t know East from West.

Me-Do so.

T-Point towards the East.

Me-*waving finger in a general direction* It’s over there.

T-That’s North.

Me-Well then over there *waving finger randomly again*

T-That’s West.

Me-Well the whole North, South, East, West thing is stupid. What ever happened to the good old days when you just went past Old Farmer Johnson’s barn and made a left at the burned oak tree.

T-That stopped about the same time Heehaw went off the air.

Me-Damn…I loved Hee Haw. *singing* “We don’t want to go ‘round spreadin’ rumors…”

T-Anyway…put it in the car and use it. I can’t handle the calls anymore.

Me-Can I program in sponge bob's voice?

Me-Heyyyyyyy. What calls?

T-The “OMG I’m lost and some SOB pushed me onto the 512 and I have no idea where I’m at and I can’t find a gas station and I have to pee!!!!!”

Me-That must be your girlfriend because I know my way around the block.

T-That’s the only place you know your way around.


Patti (Book Addict) said...

*snorts* LOL, that's me too! *whispers* I still get lost even with the GPS. You will grow to hate the words "Recalculating Route"

Happy Birthday!

lushbookreviews said...

Lol happy birthday !!! I think we all get lost no worries :-)

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Patti-My GPS actually tells me to "turn around quickly" LOL And I swear the maps were drawn by 5 yr olds. I love it.

Lushbookreviews-I ALWAYS get lost. I'm surprised I can make it out of my driveway sometimes.:)

Julie said...

LMAO! You guys are too funny.

Helyce said...

I am a faithful user of yahoo.maps! My hubby's Droid has a GPS app, but I still print out the directions for back up. Love the dialogue-Happy Friday!

Gigi's Consignment Closet said...

Julie-We have fun-that's for sure.

Helyce-I was a faithful google map user, but I would always forget them at home. My blackberry has gps but it's so tiny and if it's cloudy-forget it.