T-HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me-YEA!!! *clapping hands* Presents for me.
Me-YEA!!! What is it?
T-It’s a GPS.
Me-Cool. Thank you honey.
T-Well, I know how hard it is for you to get anywhere without getting lost.
Me-Heyyyy I don’t get lost all the time.
T-It took you 3 hours to get home from Orlando last week.
Me-I was taking the scenic route.
T-Towards Tampa?
Me-Like I said, the scenic route.
T- I can’t believe you don’t know East from West.
Me-Do so.
T-Point towards the East.
Me-*waving finger in a general direction* It’s over there.
T-That’s North.
Me-Well then over there *waving finger randomly again*
T-That’s West.
Me-Well the whole North, South, East, West thing is stupid. What ever happened to the good old days when you just went past Old Farmer Johnson’s barn and made a left at the burned oak tree.
T-That stopped about the same time Heehaw went off the air.
Me-Damn…I loved Hee Haw. *singing* “We don’t want to go ‘round spreadin’ rumors…”
T-Anyway…put it in the car and use it. I can’t handle the calls anymore.
Me-Can I program in sponge bob's voice?
Me-Heyyyyyyy. What calls?
T-The “OMG I’m lost and some SOB pushed me onto the 512 and I have no idea where I’m at and I can’t find a gas station and I have to pee!!!!!”
Me-That must be your girlfriend because I know my way around the block.
T-That’s the only place you know your way around.
6 comments:
*snorts* LOL, that's me too! *whispers* I still get lost even with the GPS. You will grow to hate the words "Recalculating Route"
Happy Birthday!
Lol happy birthday !!! I think we all get lost no worries :-)
Patti-My GPS actually tells me to "turn around quickly" LOL And I swear the maps were drawn by 5 yr olds. I love it.
Lushbookreviews-I ALWAYS get lost. I'm surprised I can make it out of my driveway sometimes.:)
LMAO! You guys are too funny.
I am a faithful user of yahoo.maps! My hubby's Droid has a GPS app, but I still print out the directions for back up. Love the dialogue-Happy Friday!
Julie-We have fun-that's for sure.
Helyce-I was a faithful google map user, but I would always forget them at home. My blackberry has gps but it's so tiny and if it's cloudy-forget it.
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